Monday, February 14, 2011

ily

for all my blog hoes ily guys

Sunday, February 13, 2011

30 Day Challenge For That Ass: Day Uno

Day 01 - The most recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself

  1. when ever i want to be my most psycho i go on facebook
  2. my favorite color is never announced
  3. am fat because my mom and grandma made me eat chicken and now i love it
  4. the only internet in my house is in my sisters room -_____-
  5. when ever its cold like a mofo i go to sleep faster
  6. my assholeness never stops for anyone
  7. pretty much all my friends are mexican and asian
  8. when ever i pose for a picture am like zoolander and i do the same thing everytime
  9. i judge books by its cover but thats what their there for
  10. on the topic of judge, judge judy is my life time favorite judge of all time(kanye west)
  11. my room is clean when its wants to be clean it has a mind of its own
  12. chipotle never had me going to the bathroom all the time like others
  13. i will never delete anything i create on the internet (twitter,myspace,blogger,facebook ect.)
  14. am obsessed with pin ups and nik nacks
  15. when i have a new blogger idea it takes me like a week until i post it

true dat

The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationshipwith). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.


blank face

Henry: Preston Waters, you know what you’ve got? S-T-Y-L-E.
Preston Waters:
Style!

Arn: Not anymore

drugs just fuck up yur life, dont they?

Monday, February 7, 2011

remote that shit

yessssssss this
show is the best and it REpremieres tomorrow
i wish this show nevers goes off TV
again i like this show and
the one thing i hate is the
girly things like
love and boyfriends and shit
beside that stuff i really
like this show shes
real not fake like all
or maybe even half of the people
i knw or those
girl who try to be soooooo vintage
or say they love forever 21 and thrift stores
liz can be my friend
maybe even my hoe for show
thanks mtv for pimp my shows


top 10 people i would steal outs from










slippin bitch

old snoop

new snoop

what the hell happen
i saw this video and i was like "what the fuck"
snoop dogg's game has fallen off his lap
what happen to the muthafucking
best weed roller snoop
i want that snoop back
not this bullshit snoop that
does autonoone and shit
and bullshit lyrics

Friday, January 28, 2011

like a good neighbor




this is funny shit cause black people really
bee acting like this
it atrue statement to make
props to state farm

Thursday, January 27, 2011

ass wipes < ass paper

for the people that wanna become like royal and shit
im pretty sure yu use wipes for yur
virginia, penis and ass
yur not coo at all yur sooooo un cool
that yur that kid on the bus without a
lunchable bitch
stop wiping with fucking
luv ultra clean wipes
get ass paper


will carell


Will Ferrell is coming to The Office! On the heels of Steve Carrell’s departure, Will Ferrell was just hired to play a branch manager from Dunder Mifflin’s home office. Is Will Ferrell replacing Steve Carell since he is leaving the show?

Currently, Will Ferrell has signed on to do four episodes of The Office. The show’s producer, Paul Lieberstein said, “We are proud to continue The Office’s tradition of discovering famous talent, and we hope that once America gets a good look at Will, they’ll see what we see: tremendous raw sexuality.”

i hope this nigga stays on this office shit cause he is sooo fucking funnie in my list hes my top 2 funniest white person in the world

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

girl talkk guy

my own page on my sisters'
webpage: girl talkk woooooooow
im lovin it

help